Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Dance of the Bladder Fairy

Addie is becoming more and more active everyday and her little bumps are becoming quite strong. Sometimes it actually startles me. Seems her prime time is between 3:00-5:00 pm, so everyday around that time I know the acrobatic show will begin to which I have VIP tickets to every event.

However, last night she decided she would do an encore presentation at 11:00 pm while I was trying to get to sleep after a long birthday outing with Craig. (Happy 35th Craig!!) This show was different, not the normal leaps and flips. Oh no, she changed her routine completely and decided to do a little tap dance number on my bladder for about 15 minutes straight. It felt like she was standing right on my bladder just going to town. Luckily I didn't have to use the bathroom but it sure didn't feel good even on an empty bladder.

I tried turning over a couple of times and then wiggling around really fast thinking it would slosh her around and make her move - nope didn't work. I had to let her finish her gig and when she was done we were all allowed a peaceful night of rest. (Notice I say 'we were allowed' - you think I'm going to let Craig sleep while I'm getting the crap kicked out of my bladder? I think not!)

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